thepoetkiller:

catchymemes:

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

lawlieting:

“even amidst the hatred and carnage, life is still worth living. it is possible for wonderful encounters and beautiful things to exist” ‒ hayao miyazaki

parakeet:

kitchen nightmares is such a funny show cus these ppl are like we NEED gordon ramsay to save our business and hes like the issue is the foods bad and theyre like how fucking dare you come into my house and insult me you’re an idiot and you don’t know anything and i’m going to kill you

up-on-a-melancholy-hill:

haughty-hawlucha:

runlikeyoustolesomething:

rlmjob:

egg

the music really adds to the plot

who eats a single hard boiled egg with chopsticks

This teaches us some very important goals.

1. If you keep trying you may eventually succeed.

2. Sometimes change gets you where you need to go and gets you what you need.

3. Don’t eat a boiled egg with chopsticks, unless if course, you happen to be listening to Taylor Swift’s “Mean” while recording it for this stupid goddamn website.

a-trex:

holybooks:

holybooks:

mater has given dobby a gun

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

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